Holy Deoxyribonucleic Acid

This post probably does little more than prove how tired I am and how much chocolate I've eaten in the last 20 minutes, but -shrug-. Here is a little spill from the brain that is Aimee.

To understand my strange train of thought you probably have to believe or at least temporarily entertain the idea that Jesus was, not necessarily born of a virgin, but that Mary was impregnated by the holy spirit etc. somehow, however that works. I don't care how that works, not important in my train of thought.

Just realised the horrible ungrammatical sentence that makes up most of that paragraph. Ew.

Another idea to believe/entertain is that Jesus is gonna come back a la Revelations.

Essentially my train of thought was that when Jesus came back we would kidnap him (probably a little disrespectful...) and steal some cells from him, maybe some stem cells from his nose cartilage or something, and super-crazy-analyse the DNA in them.

We would need to somehow obtain Mary's DNA via some bones in the ground... (okay, I'll admit I didn't think this part through in the slightest, someone else's train of thought can figure this one out) then using all our super awesome genetic technology that we will have by the time he comes back (unless he comes back tomorrow, in which case my idea is pointless) we will figure out what genes were from Mary and which were from God or whatever. Then we will have 'God-genes' and I'm not sure what we would do with them, but assuming the Bible and Christianity got it all right, I'm pretty sure having 'God-genes' would be pretty freaking cool.

The end.

...I should probably go to bed now...

Dear Louise,

From reading your blog the other day I was similarly going to make a "arghhhh my church is doing my head in raaaaahhhhhrrr I must vent" post. Except a) I'm too lazy and b) I don't like to vent on blogs because then I feel guilty and make new 'happy blogs' until I have wasted about 74 different URLs.

Today on Reddit I came across some forum-type thing that I haven't finished looking at but it definitely has a lot of good points from Christians and non-Christians alike. It reminded me of your blog you wrote the other day and I recommend having a look, it's pretty good stuff :)

Also, I hope your exams are going / went well and we should catch up in the summer.

Love Aimee xx

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